| Sunday December 4th; 7am EST (NYC) |
[Sunday
December 4th, 2011 at 12:55pm] |
I love my daughter. I love my daughter. I love my daughter.
I adore Hailey. I really, really do. Being awoken at 6am because she really, really wants chocolate chip pancakes and no one does the whipped cream smiley face as good as Daddy is slightly less adorable when you were out late the night before and have a slight hangover.
Pancakes were made, though. Dishes are done. Hailey is watching cartoons and about two seconds from falling asleep. This means I'm going to find some aspirin and go pass the fuck out again.
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| Thursday October 20th; 9am EST |
[Thursday
October 20th, 2011 at 2:35pm] |
Private. Readable by CLOSE friends/Sammie.I am so fucking pissed.
My sister came into my room to STEAL MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET, found Melia's phone, went through her text messages and and then, as I'm sure everyone has seen by now, posted a very private conversation between us very publicly for everyone to read. I might not be easily embarrassed, but Melia is. I mean, fucking hell, her BROTHER can read that shit. He's going to be fucking pissed.
She claims she was only trying to help. As though I believe that for a second.
I could kill her. /Private
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| Saturday September 10th; 8pm EST |
[Saturday
September 10th, 2011 at 8:03pm] |
I have mixed feelings about the start of the football season. One the one hand, I love playing the game. On the other hand, I miss Melia and Hailey SO much when I'm on the road. I know it's not realistic, but I really wish I could bring them with me when we have away games.
At least we're playing at home for the next couple of weeks. I love playing so much more when I have my girls there to cheer me on.
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| Tuesday May 10, 2011 12:40PM EST |
[Monday
May 9th, 2011 at 11:53pm] |
Private to Melia.I don't feel special anymore.
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| (backdated) Friday, April 8; 5pm EST |
[Tuesday
April 12th, 2011 at 12:31am] |
Private. Readable by Close Friends not Melia.Oh, my gosh. My girlfriend walked in on me jerking off in the shower. Like, she peeked her head into the shower and saw me. She was completely embarrassed of course.
A part of me wants to laugh, but I have to admit it was a little awkward.
Private to Libby.I almost felt guilty. I mean, I was thinking about you while I was doing it. You don't think that counts as cheating, do you?
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| Sunday Februsary 6; 9pm EST |
[Sunday
February 6th, 2011 at 9:02pm] |
Not that I actually want them to win, but fuck the Steelers are playing like crap. How the fuck did that team beat us? They fucking suck.
In other news, I have beer, I have awesome food and I have this pretty amazing girlfriend. I'm having a pretty good Super Bowl weekend.
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| Sunday January 16th; 11pm EST |
[Monday
January 17th, 2011 at 12:48am] |
What a fucking AWESOME game! I'm still completely wired. It got pretty close there at the end, but I knew we'd pull it off!
[Private to Matt Kane]Sorry about your luck asshole. Better luck next year, huh?
[Private to Melia]Wanna help me burn some of this excess energy, baby?
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| sunday november 21, 1pm est |
[Sunday
November 21st, 2010 at 3:28pm] |
Have I mentioned how fucking awesome it is to be in the NFL. I don't love being away from my girls when we're on the road, but it's still pretty hot getting paid to play.
Speaking of my girls, Hailey just gets more adorable every day. I definitely wouldn't have ever pictured myself being a father anytime soon, but I kind of love that kid.
private to melia.Hey.. I kind of love you, too. You're bringing Hailey to the game for me today, right? /private to melia.
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| Saturday October 16; 11:30am EST |
[Saturday
October 16th, 2010 at 9:28am] |
I'm fucking exhausted. I slept for.. a long time, but I'm fucking exhausted.
{Private to Emma}He told Melia about the bet.
{Private to Melia}Wanna get some breakfast, beautiful?
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| Thursday September 2nd; 5pm EST |
[Thursday
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:56pm] |
For those of you who have not yet had the privileged of meeting my daughter, she is completely adorable.
See? Adorable.
{Private}It's still so weird having a kid. {/Private}
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| Tuesday August 17th; 2pm EST (NYC) |
[Tuesday
August 17th, 2010 at 12:19am] |
So this chick shows up on my doorstep and tells me I have a kid.
Sounds like the punchline to a really bad joke, right?
Apparently not. Apparently, I knocked some girl up in college. Freshman year. The girl got into a car accident and now she's in a coma or something and there's this kid I didn't even know I had who needs a daddy, because she doesn't have any family who'd take her.
I need a fucking drink
Did I fall asleep and wake up on Days of Our Lives or some shit?
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| Tuesday July 13; 11am EST |
[Tuesday
July 13th, 2010 at 8:16pm] |
Private to self; Libby can readWhat is it with me? I must be a glutton for punishment, but I know she has a boyfriend. I know she doesn't want me and I still...
God, I'm fucking stupid.
I spent the night in Melia's bed last night. No, it wasn't like that. Well, it wasn't supposed to be. I don't know. We were watching a movie and I guess we fell asleep. The next thing I know, I'm half awake and I hear her moaning. Obviously, my brain wasn't really working at this point, so I started touching her. She.. was into it. She seemed to be into it. She was moaning and pressing against me. It was fucking hot.
I got her off and then when I started to pull her onto me, she suddenly starts saying we can't. I asked why not. She says Shane. Of course. Fucking Shane. Why the fuck did she let me get her off if she So, we stopped. I waited until she was sleeping again and then I went and took a shower.
I really hate that fucker.
I should know better, though. It's my own fault trying to mess around with a girl who doesn't want me has a boyfriend. /Private
I think I'm going out tonight to find a girl who actually wants me.
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| Monday May 10 | 1pm EST (NYC) |
[Monday
May 10th, 2010 at 1:24pm] |
So, I'm thinking of throwing a party. I know I should definitely -save- most of my signing bonus, but a) I want to celebrate and b) I do have this nice chunk of money that is begging to be spent on -something-.
Besides, who doesn't love a good -party-? And I haven't thrown a party in awhile. I'd say it's about time.
[Private to Melia]
Hey! Let's go see the baby! I'll pick you up after class?
[/Private]
[Private to Ash]
I think we need some quality time. I miss you.
[/Private]
[Private to Libby]
Hey, sexy. What's up?
[/Private]
Also, is it me, or does a giant cheeseburger sound -really- good right now?
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| Friday April 23 | 11pm EST (NYC) |
[Sunday
April 25th, 2010 at 8:48pm] |
I'M IN THE NFL!!! I'm IN THE FREAKING NFL!!!
This will come as no surprise, of course, to those of you who were there to see me get drafted or those of you happened to be watching in on tv, but I think I'm still in shock. When I didn't end up assigned to a team last year, I thought that was it. Luckily, I have the most awesome agent EVER who managed to negotiate me a spot on the Jets - so not only do I get to play in the NFL, but I also don't have to leave New York to do so. The Falcons expressed some interest, too, before the draft, but as much as I would love to see my Libby more often, I'm glad I don't have to move. Or play on the same team as the douche Matt Kane. I'm still fucking bruised. Fucker.
Ana, I definitely think we should celebrate a little more.
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| Friday April 9; 6pm EST (NYC) |
[Friday
April 9th, 2010 at 11:44pm] |
It hurts to fucking move. If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of eternity in my bed.
Fucking Matt Kane. What the fuck did I ever do to him? It's not like I've screwed his girl.
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| Friday April 2; 11am EST (NYC) |
[Friday
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:08pm] |
sometime after he has seen her safely home/to school
[Private; Readable by those he is friendly with; Blocked from Melia, because she's been upset enough]
Shane Sawyer is a fucking DICK.
How dare he treat Melia like this? How dare he? It was just a fucking trip to Atlanta. I'm going to see Libby. I know how much she loves Little Ben. She wanted to see her dad. What the fuck right does he have to make her feel guilty about that?
He had her in tears. He had her so upset that she left class. She left class, wandered around the city - anything could have happened to her. How could he do that to her?
Why can't she see she deserves so much better?
I could punch him right now, I swear. So fucking pissed. You might think I'm overacting, but have you seen Melia when she's been crying? It sucks. She should never cry.
[/Private]
Apartment hunting is kind of fun. We haven't found the perfect place yet, but I'm sure we will. Now if you'll excuse me, there are a few surfaces in this apartment that I haven't fucked my roommate in and Ana wants me to fix that before we move out.
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| Thursday, April 1, 2010: 9AM EST |
[Thursday
April 1st, 2010 at 11:21am] |
For those who haven't heard, my roommate's jealous dick of an ex-boyfriend has decided to evict me. I've chosen not to stress over it. After all, there are plenty of apartments in New York that aren't owned by him and I'm sure we'll find something soon.
Ash, I'm going to have to reschedule those plans we made, though. As much as I would love to be all yours, it appears that Ana and I will be spending the next week looking for a new place to live.
Anyone know a good real estate agent?
On the bright side, Ana's brother is apparently going to be making us lunch today. That definitely won't suck.
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| Wednesday March 31; 1pm EST (NYC) |
[Wednesday
March 31st, 2010 at 12:55pm] |
Los Angeles was, as always, amazing. I'd forgotten how much fun the girls in LA could be and it seemed like I ran into 3257571245 of the girls I went to high school with while we were there. Sadly, my favorite high school girlfriend was not there, because she decided to move to Atlanta. :( Annoying! I'm going to have to go down there for a visit next.
Anyway, Disney was awesome! The beach was awesome! Partying with Emma was awesome! I had an excellent time.
I am glad to be home. There are things about New York I definitely missed. Like not having to see her with Shane every fucking minute I think there's a chance my roommate missed me a little, too. She's spent the last several days welcoming me home.
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| Monday March 1; around 9pm EST (NYC) |
[Tuesday
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:33am] |
[Private to close friends; blocked from Melia]
Melia showed up at my apartment upset. We were supposed to have a puppy play date, but I think she forgot, because Lily wasn't with her. She wouldn't tell me what was wrong, but she asked if she could stay. Of course, I told her she could.
I didn't want to push her. I wish I knew what was wrong, though. I wish I could fix whatever it was. I don't like seeing her upset. We're watching American Pie, so hopefully that will cheer her up, at least. She's fallen asleep on my shoulder. She's so adorable. I wish I think I have feelings for her. Why can't I ever fall for the girls who don't belong to someone else? Ashleigh, Melia. It would be great if for once I could be the first choice
[/Private]
Pan has taken to sleeping in my bed with me. There's really nothing quite like a face full of puppy tongue in the mornings.
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| Sunday February 21; 6:47pm EST (NYC) |
[Sunday
February 21st, 2010 at 11:45pm] |
MELIA RIDLEY!
I demand quality time NOW!
Also, we need to pick a beach.
OH OH IF WE GO TO FLORIDA OR CALIFORNIA, WE COULD GO TO DISNEY, TOO! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO DISNEY?
Have you eaten? We should get some dinner and we can PLAN! OH OH AND THE PUPPIES CAN PLAY WHILE WE PLAN! Y/Y?
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| (backdated) Tuesday, November 17, 2009: 11PM EST |
[Thursday
November 19th, 2009 at 8:45pm] |
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ASHLEIGH, ASHLEIGH!!! I HAVE A PUPPY! YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM! HIS NAME IS PAN AND HE IS SO PERFECT YOU WILL DIE!!!! COME OVER RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?!?!?!
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| Wednesday September 9; 11:53am EST |
[Wednesday
September 9th, 2009 at 11:50pm] |
I have to say that last night was highly amusing.
In other news, my roommate gives a fantastic lap dance. Coming home to that the other night definitely didn't suck.
[Private; readable by close friends]
I may have said that largely for the benefit of my roommate's ex-boyfriend. I know I'm horrible, but I just couldn't help myself. The guy is a douche.
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| Tuesday August 18; 10:49pm EST |
[Tuesday
August 18th, 2009 at 10:49pm] |
[Private to Emma]
So... I may have kind of sort of fucked Melia.
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| Sunday July 19; 3am PST |
[Sunday
July 19th, 2009 at 8:53am] |
Oh, LA, how I have missed you! I had an incredibly good time tonight, though I have to say that clubbing just isn't the same without Ashleigh. I did find a girl who was willing to let me fuck her against one of the walls of the club, though, so it didn't completely suck
It's good to see Sam and Libby and get to go to the beach, which I think I will be doing after I've gotten some sleep. What do you say, girls? A day at the beach? Could be fun! I'll make sure your sunscreen is properly applied, of course. ;)
[Private; Readable by Hattie]
I'm going to have to drag Emma out or something. I don't know. I definitely don't like seeing her so down, though, and something's gotta happen to cheer her up. I don't like seeing her like this. I'm hoping she'll agree to come out to the beach. I think a little sun would do her good.
[/Private]
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